Everyone should anonymously send me secrets.
I won’t respond. I’ll just publish them.
ooor if you add an “(r)” at the beginning or end of your message, I’ll respond!
the idea is always hidden
I follow back anyone who asks (:
I met someone who is incredibly intelligent, charming, and attractive. I’m excited to see where things go.
I don’t know how much vodka I put in this but I’m going to drink it anyway: a memoir
this drink tastes awful but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”
wtf this is so good